Jessica Simpson Your baby reptile dough is probably snake oil!!! Experts are sssskeptical
April 8th, 2025 at 3:01pm PDT
Jessica Simpson might swear she’s saying that by drinking snake’s semen, she’ll help her sing… But at least one expert tells TMZ that the truth is an even more troublesome situation.
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Here’s the deal… Jessica recently raved about her secret specialist Chinese herbal cocktail.
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Zoologist and “Reptile Royalty” Star Jay Brewer tells TMZ… Jessica’s formulation doesn’t have the actual snake sperm… ‘Frankly, it’s not easy to come (no pun)!
It appears to be extremely tough to extract liquids…and even the largest snakes in the world usually have a small amount.
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To be clear, Jay doesn’t call Jessica a liar… he suspects she’s been fooled – and the secret ingredient she actually consumes is snake oil.
That said, Jay said anything is possible…and if JS is really drinking snake semen, perhaps the possible advantage is the result of stem cells.
Of course, she isn’t the first celebrity to turn to animal sperm for personal gain… Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Aniston both swear as a route to achieving skin that makes salmon sperm look younger.
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The whole situation reminds Jay of the traditions held in Southeast Asia where locals went with snake gallbladders and drink to make them go liquor.
Whether it’s the gallbladder bladder for luck or the cum of the vocal… Jay says it’s all BS in his book…and just animal abuse.
Put those poor snakes down!
