This time they’re a poor shoplifter who stepped into it… the police say they caught it
Published on March 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM PDT
Shoplifters who allegedly used bowel movements were said to have used them as distractions to drain them in baskets full of goods.
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The incident happened in December, but now police say they have identified and arrested a couple called “Mr. Clean” and “Ms. Dookie.”
Officers say Tina Joyce, 57, dropped the deuce into the store… after helping 36-year-old Nikebee Curry load cleaning supplies and beer into her shopping cart.
Police say poo has served as a way to occupy store employees. Store employees say they were clearly busy cleaning up crap when curry beelaped it from the store without paying $500 worth of goods.
According to law enforcement, the couple was kicked out by jumping into a white van… and they identified the suspect after hints from the community and police investigations.
Curry was in custody for an unrelated battery investigation in a nearby county when officers confronted him with surveillance footage from a silly caper…and police say he ultimately admitted his involvement.
Regarding Joyce, who had defecated at the store, the officers alleges that he has had 14 previous convictions for theft…
