Bill Belichick “SNL” roasts a 50-year age gap with Jordon
May 4, 2025 7:51 AM PDT
Bill Belichick’s girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, should be grateful for her lucky star – “SNL” took a big swipe on the couple, but it didn’t portray her as a control bitch that ruined the legacy of the sports icon.
Instead, just two minutes after Saturday’s episode, it was the 49-year-old gap between Jordon and the writers of Bill “SNL”… with President Trump, played by James Austin Johnson, signing the couple’s executive order.
Mikey Day, as Stephen Miller puts it, “the order will make it socially acceptable for men in the ’70s to date a 24-year-old.” Trump added that the new bill, Belichick Law, will “make your girlfriend younger again.”
The joke played more like a shot in Bill than Jordon… he took it to his chin after interrupting an interview with the former patriot coach and shooting the shot about blocking questions about their relationship.
In the week since it aired, Jordon has been skewed by fans of Belichick’s new employer, University of North Carolina, Bill’s family, and even sources.
The “SNL” skit is like a jab to score with women close to half the age of Coach B. Yes, Jordon needs to sigh in relief.
Of course, Bill’s GF/publican will probably have her mind on another pressing issue – a return to the Miss Maine pageant she will be going to next weekend.
JH came out of crown range last year… While supplementing her hometown as Miss Hancock, she was named her first runner-up.
YA must imagine this year’s Bill cheering for his Boo, especially during the contestant’s Q&A competition.
